ProcrastiNation

You know what I hate? I hate Mondays.

(I also hate originality! Ha!)

New week, back to work, so much stuff to do and crap to take care of. Bleh.

So you know what I am going to do instead? I am going to muck around on the Internet and re-read my all-time favorite timewasters. I don't care how many times I've read this either: they never stop being funny to me.

Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing from NotWithoutMyHandbag

The Gallery of Regrettable Food and Interior Desecrations from Lileks.com

Dream On and Eating with the Enemy from Miss Doxie

What about you? What are some of your all-time favorite Internet posts and distractions? Come on, maaan, tell me before I have to start working or something!

Well, first I have to go kill an hour over on Wikipedia. I think I'll reread some of those wacky Internet Phenomena articles for awhile.

Comments

[Frema]

This is so weird, because just over the weekend I thought of doing a similar thing on my blog--posting my favorite entries from my favorite bloggers and asking readers to share theirs.

Once I git 'er done on my site, I'll bring it on over here, too.

[Kristin]

You posted two of my absolute favorite Doxie entries, but this one is also classic: http://www.missdoxie.com/So_Bored.html

And though Daily Mumps is no longer updating, the archives are priceless: http://dailymumps.com/2006/06/29/pet-store-here-we-come, http://dailymumps.com/2006/09/08/its-my-fault-for-booking-him

And way back when I was still just getting into blogs (or 'journals' as they were known then), this entry made me love When In Doubt Use Parsley: http://www.parsley.org/0004/baths-11.html

And I'm *sure* there are some great Nothing But Bonfires entries that would make my 'best of' list, but since I can't get Holly's archives to pull up on my computer, I'll just have to advise people to check out the site themselves: www.nothingbutbonfires.com

(ps. I also love Amalah.com, particularly this entry - http://www.amalah.com/amalah/2006/07/lets_go_to_the_.html - but don't want to come off as a kiss ass.)

[Lizzie]

I love the '42 things parenthood has taught me' at mommymommy.com:
http://www.mommymommy.com/42a.html

Also, in a totally different vein, Fast Rewind (http://www.fast-rewind.com/) is a great site full of 80s movie trivia. I love that kind of thing!

[Y]

My favorite blog post ever is definitely http://ordinarymorning.net/drphil.html Sex With Dr.Phil!! Seriously. I have read it at least 50 times and I still laugh every single time.

My second favorite is also from Ma'Melly. http://ordinarymorning.net/choose.html What it's Like to Have to Choose.

[reluctant.housewife]

My favorite internet time suck
http://x-entertainment.com/articles/0913/

"Spiderman Review Crayons"

It's completely useless, yet totally awesome. And this is why I love the internet.

[moreena]

As long as you're wasting time at Lilek's Gallery of Regrettable Food, you should also enjoy a few minutes at Wendy's Weight Watcher's Cards:
http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

[Meghan]

The babyname site (notwithoutmyhandbag)is priceless.

I have been choking with laughter, and my coworkers in the cube farm think I have tourettes.

[Lena]

OMG. Eating With the Enemy has totally made my day! Ahhhhahahaha!

[Damselfly]

Ah, yes, I agree. A great waste of time! ;)

[Arwen]

Those baby names never fail to make me laugh so hard I feel like I'm swallowing my own sinuses.

Or something like that.

[AmyM]

Ok, it's not really a blog, but this stuff cracks me up every time. Because I have the sense of humor of a 15 year old.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/cornholio.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornholio

[Helen]

This post has me snorting every single time I read it

http://paulstoecklein.blogs.com/you_had_me_at_idiot/2005/05/martha_stewarts.html

This man is hysterical!

[WOTF]

I spend too much time reading celebrity news. It is a total brain suck for me! Then I spend even more time reposting what I just read on my news blog.